Watch the gif for 30 seconds, then look at the picture!
This was my favorite one yet
I watched this for like 20 minutes
It feels like I’m watching the birth of a demon
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.
Me: “Googles jobs that don’t require a college degree”
"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"
Yes pls omg
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
what I want to do for halloween:
what I’ll end up doing on halloween: